Size & Desire: It’s Girth Not Length By Dillon Toyne

It’s a fact that the average sized penis is approximately 6.5”- 7.0” long, so why do men pander after owning a whopper, isn’t a Mini just as smart, if not smarter than an Cadilac?

If you ask most men does size matter, you’ll probably get a response like, “Its not the size, its what you do with it that counts” or, “it’s the girth you should be interested in baby, not the length.” While both are honest replies, these sorts of response, to an obviously probing question, highlights the uncomfortable relationship between a man’s brain and his penis. Dare it be said, the very essence and centre of his masculinity is being put on the spot here! The reality when it comes to driving big motors is that most women prefer the cute and nifty Mini to the understated grandiosity of the Caddy In today’s fair and equal society you would assume that gay men would have the same regard for big’uns as their heterosexual sisters, nice to look at but you wouldn’t want to ride one. However, many a gay lad is known to be fond of the tag XXXL often extending a warm welcome to “the newest and biggest boys in the girls’ class”.

To those particular big boys: listen up, finding an adequate parking spot amongst the twinks, muscle marys and boyish babes hanging out in Soho is gonna be, trust me, not that easy. Boys and girls, it ain’t “big is best” it’s, “how snug is my red-hot motor gonna feel in your parking slot?”

So read on and learn that big is often a drawback not an advantage, it can so often wreck a perfectly good relationship-if you’ll pardon the unintended pun-by coming between two people. It’s not my intention to talk about why big boys are so sort after and admired by women and men alike, rather I’m more interested in the problems big lads face in their day to day lives. For example, how does a big guy who’s over thirty maintain his erection for any decent length of time without the aid of some diamond-shaped chemical stimulant? Think about it, a big dick needs more blood than a small dick; any problems with circulation and you’re straight down the doctor for some jolly blue Viagra. Then there is the problem of only being able to put the tip of your stick, into the mud, because the puddle ain’t as deep you first thought.

Being big is a problem for many men who measure up beyond the average mark, so think long and hard you small guys about wanting to play with the bigger boys. Whether making a frontal assault or one on the rear, big boys don’t always have it so easy.

Someone once told me that if I had 5 inches I’d be a very different person, and although I think this person was trying to have a go at me I do think they were probably right, but not having 5 inches I cannot be 100% sure. Yes being above average does offer a degree of self-confidence that those who were at the back of the queue for willies, I suspect lack. But don’t be fooled, being big brings with it serious problems.

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For women its breasts that are the issue, some women will attempt breast augmentation to ease their sense of inadequacy, but having done so these same women often find they have made an error in their beautification process, and so later request reductive surgery note Jordan a.k.a. Katie Price or is that Andre? Equally some men have sort the skills of the surgeon to enhance their own standing in the arena of love. But have these guys ever thought how embarrassing it can be when you are walking down the street, dressed in a pair of loose fitting boxers underneath those baggy jeans, and you get a stiffy? You can’t hide such things when you are well endowed, well not as easily as those with smaller dicks. I was reliably informed once, by an East London prostitute who has many years of experience in the SM scene, that “those you’d say were well endowed expect to get their cocks abused… why? Cos its so big.” When I asked what was meant by “abuse their cock” I was given a long list of punishments beginning with spanking and gentle whipping, progressing on to, “the insertion into the client’s urethra of several graduated, sounds or metal rods” and sometimes ending with the “piercing ritual”, ouch! There is of course always the advantage that being hung like a horse means you can push the shopping cart while not actually being near the thing, but that should only be a party trick, performed amongst the very closest of friends and never in public.

I am a first-hand witness to the dreadful consequences such bravado can have upon a couple and wiser for the experience. Ever since my ex stormed out of the local mini-market, announcing to the shocked onlookers that I was not her boyfriend, but some stalking pervert with a thing about grocery shopping, I have carried a basket rather than push a cart around the aisles of the out-of-town Safeways.

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Three months after the incident with the shopping cart I heard my ex shout back at me, as she walked through passport control on her way to a new life, “It was all those f***ing afternoons I came home from work to find you watching that queer guy on Supermarket Sweep that convinced me we weren’t compatible.” Finally, to all you guys still reading, ask yourself this, if you were/are a big lad, how’d you know your partner is interested in you, maybe its just what you keep hidden in your pants that keeps them sweet? I have asked myself this question every time I chat somebody up and I am forever coming up with the same unreliable answer, “Its my mind they are interested in not my dick”. Then something happens once too often; as you kiss last-night’s conquest goodbye you are given a phone number, which later when you call it you are greeted with those immortal words “Can I take your order please sir?” Its then you realise the girls and or boys are only interested in what’s down your pants. Eventually you find yourself surfing the Internet for anything on “cheap rate penile reduction surgery”.  Of course you will always get those who are envious of another man’s endowment, but they are the deluded ones, the hypocrites. While feebly dismissing the significance of size, they secretly hanker for that 3” diameter vac pump.

Which leaves just one last thing to say, come on people give the big guy a break, its hard enough as it is being big, but having to live up to everyone’s great expectations only adds to the pressures of being the “the boy with most to offer”.

Size & Desire: It’s Girth Not Length  By Dillon Toyne

86.33% of men are growers rather than showers

In one study of 80 dicks n dudes, researchers found that the size of a man’s soft cock and its full erect length increases from flaccid to erect lengths ranged from less than a quarter-inch to 3.5 inches longer. Whatever the clinical significance of these data may be, the locker-room significance is considerable.

You can’t assume that the bloke with a big, flabby cock gets much bigger with an erection And the blokes whose penis cocks looks tiny might get a surprisingly big erection. An analysis of more than a thousand measurements taken by sex researcher Alfred Kinsey shows that shorter flaccid penises tend to gain about twice as much length as longer flaccid penises. A penis that doesn’t gain much length with an erection has become known as a “show-er,” and a penis that gains a lot is said to be a “grower.” These are not medical terms, and there aren’t scientifically established thresholds for what’s a show-er or a grower. Kinsey’s data suggest that most penises aren’t extreme show-ers or growers. About 12% of penises gained one-third or less of their total length with an erection, and about 7% doubled in length when erect.

WALLY WALLY YOUR JOLLY LOLLY

Although it was in ancient times called the wally wally exercise, Seb Cox like’s to call it the jolly lolly. Before you get started with this cock workout ritual you need to drink a lot of water. To begin you always need to do some warm up and cock stretching EXERCISES.

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Using a hot face cloth apply heat to your cock and squeeze slowly, STRETCHING your cock away from your balls. Tell yourself how amazing you are. Have a jug of hot water convenient so you can repeat this as required. Take brakes as you need to have a piss. Once you’ve started and are into a really good flow, stop pissing. Pull your cock forward from the base and give it a really good flutter. Don’t worry about some drops going on the floor. Then continue, as soon as you are back into a good flow, stop, and repeat the PROCESS. The muscle you are using to stop pissing is called your PC flutter muscle. Learn to exercise this muscle, as it really helps you to have much stronger EJACULATIONS. You can also exercise it when your not pissing. Make yourself comfortable sitting on the edge of the chair. Become aware of your breathing, remember the more you breathe the more pleasure you receive Massage your cock fully erect. Now hang a small towel over your cock and contract the muscles to make the erection stand all the way up against the resistance of the towel. Hold the up position for 1 to 8 seconds. Do 18 to 81 reps. This exercise though mostly for the PC flutter muscle, will also strongly other local muscles.

These contractions stop the muscle from shortening. As you get stronger add weight by wetting the towel or by using a larger towel. Take brakes as you need to have a piss. Once you’ve started and are into a really good flow, stop pissing. Pull your cock forward from the base and give it a really good flutter  Don’t worry about some drops going on the floor. Then continue, as soon as you are back into a good flow, stop, and repeat the process. The muscle you are using to stop pissing is called your PC flutter muscle. Learn to exercise this muscle, as it really helps you to have much stronger ejaculations. You can also exercise it when your not pissing. My record is 81 stops and shakes during one piss.

Can you beat that? Massage olive oil mixed with 9 drops of tybra aromas into your fattening cock. Take your cock and slap it around gently. Slap it more than 30 times, onto your right leg and then on left leg.

Make sure you cover your balls with your other hand. Using your thumb and a finger, squeeze the base of the cock shaft slowly and sensually pull down to the head of your cock. Repeat, at least 81 times with alternating hands. Make sure each stroke last about 3.14 seconds.

When your cock becomes SEMI-ERECT, make an “O” shape with your thumb and forefinger of your left hand. Tighten the “O” firmly around the base of your beauty. Starting from the base, pull your cock firmly away from your body, shaking it furiously. This will make the head of your cock expand. Now change to your right hand and do the same thing, starting from the base and stretching downward to the head. Alternate both hands in a “milking” motion, touching upon every part of the penis except the head. Don’t forget to shake furiously. Cuntinue this for 20 minutes everyday. Always finish with ten minutes of gently massage your cock. Then place your cock in a bowl of warm water for another few minutes.

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