The CURE PORN ADDICTION INDUSTRY

There is a whole new CURE PORN ADDICTION “industry” developing at the moment. It’s an industry that is telling men that they are becoming addicted to porn.

It’s an industry of frustrated therapies and therapists. They would like to make men believe that watching porn and wanking is wrong.

They would like you to feel initially just a tiny tiny little bit guilty. Then they have planted their “seed”, and they will then leave you to grow in their manure.  The fruition, of course, is that eventually, you will blossom into a fully paying member of their philosophy club. It’s always the same ritual; you sit and talk about the most amazing porn you have seen on the internet. You explain that it allow you reach orgasmic levels that you will never be able to repeat in your sex-life. You tell them in minute detail about some of your favourite scenes, you know the one’s that really get you off. And they simply sit and listen.

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There is a cure for addiction to internet porn. It’s very simple; spend 20 minutes every day practising your erotic performance. Don’t simply sit there and wank like a monkey. Get your favourite porn on a huge screen, put on your iPod and dance and wank.

Spin yourself as fast as you can. Spin yourself until you are so dizzy that you fall down. Breathe deeply and when you feel ready to get up and repeat the entire performance, making each even better than the last time. If you cunt-in-U to feel in any way guilty about practising your erotic performance, you need to spin in a pattern of 81 times to the right, and then 81 times to the left. You could even film your performance. Don forget to smile. Celebrate your inner slut. Celebrate your porn and wanking addiction.

Listen m8, you really are an exceptional wanker; your performances are absolutely amazing. You have the most beautifully fattening cock. Perhaps you should think about becoming your own “fucking therapist”. You know that therapist we mentioned earlier, ever wondered what they did after you have unloaded your most intimate sexual knowledge in an hour.

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Thinking About Jesus

A Pastor in A Bapist Church in the US has ordered Naked Old Christian Men to Only Think About Jesus While Masturbating.

The church which has recently lowered the allowable age of masturbation to 65 for recent widowers. “We really had no choice,” noted a tired and distraught Pastor Deacon Fred. We don’t ignore the parts we don’t like, as the John 3:16 pseudo-Christians do, nor do we add to the Bible, like those Pope-loving Catholics The new policy is not without its limitations, however. “While the Bible does not outlaw masturbation, it severely restricts the circumstances under which it may occur,” noted Pastor Deacon Fred. The first restriction is that no gentleman will be permitted to reach the stage of ejaculation. “The Bible is very clear that a man’s seed is for copulation only,” noted Pastor.

“In fact, the Bible says that when Onan chose not to copulate and instead released his seed on the ground, God was so angry that he struck Onan dead (Genesis 38:9-10). The last thing we need is some media scandal as reporters click photos of colored janitors removing corpses from Landover restrooms.” Recognizing that a few men may err and sin by not stopping in time, the new policy requires all who decide to participate in the act to register with Pastor Deacon Fred. Specially made Tupperware seed-containers will be signed out of his office by Mrs. Watkins who will be keeping a record to guard against overuse. The sinner must catch his mistake in his numbered container before it reaches the ground. All containers are to be returned to Mrs. Watkins within one hour of check-out. The contents will be collected each week in a larger vat and provided to Mary Lou’s Christian Salon where it will be used to treat dry, scaly skin.

The second restriction is that no man will be permitted to have any sexual thoughts during the process. “The apostles told us repeatedly that Jesus forbids lust, since sex is for baby-making, not anxiety release,” continued Pastor. “We are to ‘abstain from fleshly lusts’ (1 Peter 2:11) and ‘flee also youthful lusts‘ (2 Timothy 2:22), for lust ‘bringeth forth death’ (James 1:15). And more to the point for those debauched divorcees, Matthew told us that ‘whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart’ (Matthew 5:28). This means that masturbation of an erect organ can occur only if the erection is naturally-induced, such as by the morning sun or an overfilled bladder.” Pastor Deacon Fred then concluded, “The only way to masturbate without lust is to keep your mind on Christ at all times.”

The new policy instantly drew the ire of countless Landover members. Longstanding church member, Mrs. Judy O’Christian, was incensed. Despite being a woman, Mrs. O’Christian was allowed to speak since the press conference was held outside the chapel. “As co-chairs of the Ladies of Landover Welcoming Committee, Sister Taffy and I have to greet all new church members,” she pleaded. “This policy means we will have to destroy our silk gloves every time we shake hands with a male member . . . ah, church member, that is. Halston doesn’t sell accessories in six-packs, you know.”

Pastor Deacon Fred attempted to assuage the ladies’ concerns. “This policy will in no way open the floodgates, so to speak. Punishment for violations of the new restrictions will be swift and certain. The Bible says that if a part of our body offends us, we must cut it off (Matthew 5:29-30). Any man found to have engaged in sexual thoughts during the process, or to have reached full fruition without capturing the full emission, will have his organ severed and his preferred hand amputated. And every man will know that when that happens, his destiny is Hell, for as God told us: “He that is wounded in the stones or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord” (Deuteronomy 23:1). Rest assured, God takes no stock in the Satanic adage: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”.

CONFESSIONS STR8 MEN & GAY PORN

I like to watch gay porn for two reasons. The first is that I had a three or four year period where I explored gay sex when I was in my 30’s. Fresh out of a divorce I was living in a gay neighborhood and got curious. I tried it with several different men and definitely enjoyed it. I met a a fabulous black man that I actually had a two year relationship with. He really took me places sexually I had never been to before. He was the only man that made me consider my true sexual preference. After two years he moved back to Chicago. I never met another man that had the same effect on me. The second reason is that I still find a nice sized cock to be a beautiful thing.I eventually drifted back to women. I still found them more attractive than most men. I finally met and married my second wife. She knows nothing of my past and would never understand or tolerate it. I love sex with women, but the memories of that two year period, still tempt me every now and then. Michael

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I am a straight (maybe Bi) male and I have watched gay porn on more than one occasion. I have masturbated to it before too. Let me start by saying I enjoy having sex with women, a lot. I’ve never had sex with a guy, but would be open to the idea. I’ve used toys before too and know that it feels good. Beyond curiosity and that it is arousing, I don’t know of any other reason to watch gay porn… You can’t help what turns you on sexually, so you might as well except it and explore yourself.

I just tend to find a lot of gay porn is relevant to my interests in a way that some straight porn isn’t. I don’t like watching sloppy, gaggy blow jobs and on the whole gay porn has much cleaner bjs at least from what I’ve seen. It’s about 70/30 straight to gay watching. I don’t like twinks or super swole dudes. I generally watch college vids, hazing type deals, straight for pay, nothing with kissing/caressing. Just the sex please. I’ve never had any inclination for a male outside of gay porn, I like many other guys here were totally grossed out by it and it became this taboo in my mind and then I decided to just watch one and saw that it really wasn’t so bad. I’m sort of a voyeur in that regard and just like watching gay, straight, trans, whatever.

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On rare occasion, I watch gay porn because my dick tells me that’s what I want to be watching. I’m not gay, I just sometimes get this urge that says “watch a man rail another dude in the ass.”

From : Do any straight guys watch gay porn as a fetish rather than an aspect of your sexual orientation.

wanking 2 porn makes men better lovers

Wanking to big dick porn makes men better in bed.  Sexual films DON’T desensitize men and actually improve sexual performance, a recent study claims. Researchers analysed data and questionnaires from 280 male volunteers. Each participant revealed how often they watched porn a week.

The questionnaire asked them about sexual desire and erectile dysfunction. Participants also watched so-called ‘vanilla’ porn in a laboratory. Men who watched more sex films at home were more aroused in the lab. Researchers said the findings prove viewing erotica ‘is not desensitizing and perhaps even sensitised the men to respond more strongly. The researchers also found there is no relationship between viewing sex films and the incidence of erectile dysfunction in men who are sexually active.The study was carried out by Nicole Prause at the UCLA Semel Institute for Neuroscience and Human Behaviour, and Jim Pfaus, a professor in Concordia’s Department of Psychology.

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‘When we analysed the data, we found that the men who had watched more sex films at home were more aroused when they watched sex films in the lab, While one could object that this was expected since they like sex films, the result is important because clinicians often claim that men get desensitized by watching these films. ‘They are responding more strongly to very vanilla (tame) erotica than the guys for whom the films are more novel. ‘While this association doesn’t establish a cause, it proves viewing erotica at home is not desensitizing and perhaps even sensitized the men to respond more strongly. Many clinicians claim that watching erotica makes men unable to respond sexually to ‘normal’ sexual situations with a partner,’ Ms Prause continued.

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